Who's next?

My right bicep is pressing against your carotid artery as your neck fits snugly in the crook of my right arm. I reach with my right hand to grab my own left bicep as I move my left hand behind your head. There's no way out now. Tap, bitch

You struggle desperately, clawing at my arms, but we both know there's no escape. You better say "give" while you can still form words, or else tap, because you're so close to a nap

The guy legitly lost it

Tyinfo

I put you in an omoplata and make you call me daddy

any bjj blue would would strangle you with ease

This post was edited by shape1992 on Jul 18 2018 06:35am

Oh so your sneaking up on people and putting them in rear naked chokes in this hypothetical? Very tough indeed.

Last person who did that to me got hip tossed to side control and put in the mounted crucifix. He is lucky he was just a friend messing around or I would have rained elbows on his nose piece until he was unrecognizable

And whiteys too

EA Sports, it's in the game.

Ive never even played Ufc games. Dont project your life and lack of mma training on me. Ive been practicing martial arts since you were watching saturday morning cartoons eating ceral on your daddys lap

Edit: Sorry, forgot you were 10 years younger than me. Ive been practicing since 4 years before you were even thought of

This post was edited by xaos4ever on Jul 18 2018 11:34am

Thats a cute poem u wrote there lil guy