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a gang rape

A man is washing the car with his son. The son says, "dad, can't we just use a sponge?"

About 3 hours left until i pick a winner. Good luck if you decide to take a shot!

What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?


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Obama was President. Twice.

did i win?

What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
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Snowballs.



Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

This post was edited by sileighty on Jul 12 2018 06:42pm