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Thank you for the tip! Is this charcoal detox available at GNC?

Yes, I bought mine from GNC as well. The brand is Organika.
Ozzy's detox tea suggestion might help too...but if it's just milk thistle and such things though, it may not exactly do anything more than aid liver cleanse. Activated charcoal sucks everything up in your GI for the most part. It dehydrates the piss out of you, literally, so do be sure to take the water part seriously.
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Quote (Darkblue @ Jun 21 2018 01:55pm)
Yes, I bought mine from GNC as well. The brand is Organika.
Ozzy's detox tea suggestion might help too...but if it's just milk thistle and such things though, it may not exactly do anything more than aid liver cleanse. Activated charcoal sucks everything up in your GI for the most part. It dehydrates the piss out of you, literally, so do be sure to take the water part seriously.
Best of luck.


youre recomending oral activated charcoal for an inhalant drug that is tested for in urine.

@op if you truly do not smoke regularly and it was just this one time within recent history you might be ok. full excretion time varies between ~7-10 days and 30 days depending on how chronically you use. between 65-80% of the total drug in your body is excreted in the feces, so "drinking tons of water to sweat/piss it out" will help a little but not a ton. you cant really do much except hope that you pass. its just gonna take time for your liver to metabolize it and excrete it with your bile salts. drink a lot of water 12h before your test to dilute your urine.

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Just drink a shit ton of water and get some sweating on.. If you’re really concerned, go buy the detox tea from GNC. Don’t bring up drug testing or they can’t sell it to you.


waste of fucking time

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youre recomending oral activated charcoal for an inhalant drug that is tested for in urine.

@op if you truly do not smoke regularly and it was just this one time within recent history you might be ok. full excretion time varies between ~7-10 days and 30 days depending on how chronically you use. between 65-80% of the total drug in your body is excreted in the feces, so "drinking tons of water to sweat/piss it out" will help a little but not a ton. you cant really do much except hope that you pass. its just gonna take time for your liver to metabolize it and excrete it with your bile salts. drink a lot of water 12h before your test to dilute your urine.

waste of fucking time


I found this article quite interesting and it does support AC as being a viable option for THC detox if you have multiple days to use it before testing.

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By 24 hours after the dose, the serum THC-COOH concentrations were 45% lower when subjects were treated with activated charcoal.
The amount of THC-COO-glucuronide excreted into the urine was reduced 21% with the activated charcoal treatment. THC-COO-glucuronide also reached undetectable levels in urine a full day earlier with activated charcoal.
Again, this is after just a single day of activated charcoal dosing. I expect results would be even better with multiple days of dosing.


http://profofpot.com/activated-charcoal-thc-drug-testing/

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I found this article quite interesting and it does support AC as being a viable option for THC detox if you have multiple days to use it before testing.



http://profofpot.com/activated-charcoal-thc-drug-testing/


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If you’re that worried. Have somebody clean pee in a bottle and stick it in your undies. Easy pass
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If you’re that worried. Have somebody clean pee in a bottle and stick it in your undies. Easy pass


Real drug testing organizations make you show your junk and watch you piss
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$50, and it has passed many tests for myself and the wife and some friends.
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