For starters, I haven't been entirely honest with you guys. I don't have a high IQ. I don't have a PhD. In fact, I barely graduated high school and have a minimum wage job. I like to come here to escape and pretend sometimes, but what happened today really set me over the line so I have to come clean.

I was at my local Wal-Mart with my 7 year old daughter and my concealed carry. Times are rough and I barely have enough money to support myself yet alone my daughter. However, I had an idea on how to improve my situation. I went to the nearest checkout lane, pulled out my gun, and demanded the lady there give me all the money in the register. Now, this may seem like a brash and unwise decision, but allow me to repeat: I had my young daughter with me. I figured in the best case I get away with it and get some easy money. In the worst case, the police may be called but they wouldn't be able to arrest me as that would be separating a child from her parent, which clearly is something that cannot be done.

To my utter bewilderment, a cop who happened to be in the store pulled his gun on me and arrested me right on the spot. I was thrown on the ground and put in handcuffs and taken away. The lawyer they called for me said they have direct camera footage of me pulling the gun and there's not much he can do for me other than try to argue mental illness. Long story short, I'm probably going to prison and it's all Trump's fault. Since when is it okay to SEPARATE CHILDREN FROM THEIR PARENTS? There's no way Hillary would have done this. It's just so disgusting that they can SEPARATE CHILDREN FROM THEIR PARENTS like that. I mean, yeah, I broke the law, so what? Millions of people have done that when they crossed the border illegally. Doesn't mean that the authorities have a right to SEPARATE CHILDREN FROM THEIR PARENTS. Absolutely abhorrent policies that Trump is advocating.

I hope they impeach him and rightfully elect Hillary so I can be pardoned.

This post was edited by EA7 on Jun 19 2018 07:29am

"Just because your child gets across the border that doesn't mean your child gets to stay"

This post was edited by JohnMiller92 on Jun 19 2018 07:30am

There's no way she actually said that. Sounds like something Drumpf would say. Hillary is at least compassionate and virtuous.

7/10 average troll attempt

Jesus Trump is a fucking monster. I don't understand how the republicans can be so heartless. Just last week I was with a 12 year old girl I had kidnapped and pretended I was her parent- and since she was a central american girl trafficked through the border illegally there was an 80% chance she was raped- BUT THEY HAD NO WAY TO KNOW- and broke a window and climbed into a republican family's house and demanded they give me free healthcare, clothes, education, recreation and a roof over my head. And the fucking republicans were so heartless than they SEPARATED CHILDREN FROM THEIR PARENTS and arrested me and first transferred us through a processing center for a few hours where we had to be separated by chain links and sleep on mats with mylar sheets until the paperwork went through, and then my 'daughter' was sent to an HHS youth facility where she was IMPRISONED like a fucking CONCENTRATION CAMP. You know, where she got free healthcare, clothes, education, recreation and a roof over her head for 50 days at $750 a day for $37,500 dollars out of the pockets of those fucking inhuman nazi republicans. She got to watch movies, play soccer, receive three nutritious meals a day, had doctors, kitchen staff and teachers to serve her. And then they had to gall to compare it to a SUMMER CAMP. Can you believe that? They actually tried comparing this lockup to a summer camp. I've been to summer camps in my life and it never cost $750 per day lmao



I immediately repented and am going to vote straight democratic ticket in 2018. So is my illegal alien 'daughter' and all my dead great-grandparents, fuck drumpf

to be fair she was under sniper fire and had eaten too much hot sauce when she said that

And Russia had also interfered with her vocal cords, just like the interfered with the election.

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Are you implying I should stay in one little corner of the internet and never leave. Seems almost like you want to put me in a concentration camp. You know, kind of like Hitler.

Are you a white supremacist Nazi or something?