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Fromage
#11 Jun 3 2018 03:47pm
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Saw this on reddit, had a chuckle


What is my perfect crime? I break into Tomato Town at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chests. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, Mr. Tomatohead catches me. He tells me to stop. It's his father's business. He's named after the city. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell him to meet me in Snobby, but I go to Wailing. I don't trust him. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's a scientist at Divot. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Mr.Tomatohead to meet me in Anarchy by the Barn. He's been waiting for me all these years. He's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Haunted Hills. That's where I stashed the Chests.
Flopps
#12 Jun 3 2018 05:18pm
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Quote (Fromage @ Jun 3 2018 05:47pm)
Saw this on reddit, had a chuckle


What is my perfect crime? I break into Tomato Town at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chests. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, Mr. Tomatohead catches me. He tells me to stop. It's his father's business. He's named after the city. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell him to meet me in Snobby, but I go to Wailing. I don't trust him. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's a scientist at Divot. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Mr.Tomatohead to meet me in Anarchy by the Barn. He's been waiting for me all these years. He's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Haunted Hills. That's where I stashed the Chests.


Beautiful.

Dwight would be proud.
Megamanexe
#13 Jun 3 2018 06:43pm
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Quote (Fromage @ Jun 3 2018 09:47pm)
Saw this on reddit, had a chuckle


What is my perfect crime? I break into Tomato Town at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chests. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, Mr. Tomatohead catches me. He tells me to stop. It's his father's business. He's named after the city. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell him to meet me in Snobby, but I go to Wailing. I don't trust him. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's a scientist at Divot. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Mr.Tomatohead to meet me in Anarchy by the Barn. He's been waiting for me all these years. He's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Haunted Hills. That's where I stashed the Chests.


I cant explain how amazing this is
Megamanexe
#14 Jun 13 2018 10:17am
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https://www.facebook.com/fortnitefunnyvideos/videos/195926167763776/

This post was edited by Megamanexe on Jun 13 2018 10:17am
Megamanexe
#15 Jun 13 2018 04:14pm
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Megamanexe
#16 Jun 18 2018 03:22pm
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xbox memin on ps4 so hard
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