Quote (Fromage @ Jun 3 2018 09:47pm)
Saw this on reddit, had a chuckle
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tomato Town at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chests. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, Mr. Tomatohead catches me. He tells me to stop. It's his father's business. He's named after the city. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell him to meet me in Snobby, but I go to Wailing. I don't trust him. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's a scientist at Divot. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Mr.Tomatohead to meet me in Anarchy by the Barn. He's been waiting for me all these years. He's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Haunted Hills. That's where I stashed the Chests.
I cant explain how amazing this is