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May 8 2018 05:10am
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May 8 2018 07:16pm
It sounds like that picture of you scared her off.
I’d recommend taking a year off from women, hitting the gym like it’s your new life mission to be Mr. Universe, then revisit the situation once you have gains.
Of course by then you won’t want to waste time that could be spent making more epic gains on some slut, so you’ll probabaly swear off women for another few years while you’re on the grind.
The next thing you know you’ll be in your mid forties, successful, rich because you didn’t waste all of your money on sluts, and everyone will want you.
But you won’t care, because gains are life, and you live for the gym.
There is this one great looking thick booty bitch in the gym that’s always mirin’ though, so maybe you ask her out. Maybe she says yes. Maybe you guys spend your first date meal prepping and discussing new workout routines.
The next thing you know you’re in love. You’re spending all your time and money with this new chick, you make each other happy, life is good.
Good, that is, until you find out that she’s fucking your old gym bro Tom, because you’ve gotten soft from missing so much swole time.
So, in your state of despair, you find a new gym, but you don’t make any gym bros, because you know they’ll just fuck your girl, and you don’t check out the women because you know they’re all just sluts anyhow.
You spend the rest of your life going to the gym, until you die alone doing one. final. rep.
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May 10 2018 12:09pm
Set up a date with her, let her know you want to know her.
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May 10 2018 03:30pm
Quote (Cambridge @ May 8 2018 08:16pm)
It sounds like that picture of you scared her off.
I’d recommend taking a year off from women, hitting the gym like it’s your new life mission to be Mr. Universe, then revisit the situation once you have gains.
Of course by then you won’t want to waste time that could be spent making more epic gains on some slut, so you’ll probabaly swear off women for another few years while you’re on the grind.
The next thing you know you’ll be in your mid forties, successful, rich because you didn’t waste all of your money on sluts, and everyone will want you.
But you won’t care, because gains are life, and you live for the gym.
There is this one great looking thick booty bitch in the gym that’s always mirin’ though, so maybe you ask her out. Maybe she says yes. Maybe you guys spend your first date meal prepping and discussing new workout routines.
The next thing you know you’re in love. You’re spending all your time and money with this new chick, you make each other happy, life is good.
Good, that is, until you find out that she’s fucking your old gym bro Tom, because you’ve gotten soft from missing so much swole time.
So, in your state of despair, you find a new gym, but you don’t make any gym bros, because you know they’ll just fuck your girl, and you don’t check out the women because you know they’re all just sluts anyhow.
You spend the rest of your life going to the gym, until you die alone doing one. final. rep.


This pretty much sums up life.
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May 10 2018 06:59pm
Quote (Cambridge @ May 8 2018 08:16pm)
It sounds like that picture of you scared her off.
I’d recommend taking a year off from women, hitting the gym like it’s your new life mission to be Mr. Universe, then revisit the situation once you have gains.
Of course by then you won’t want to waste time that could be spent making more epic gains on some slut, so you’ll probabaly swear off women for another few years while you’re on the grind.
The next thing you know you’ll be in your mid forties, successful, rich because you didn’t waste all of your money on sluts, and everyone will want you.
But you won’t care, because gains are life, and you live for the gym.
There is this one great looking thick booty bitch in the gym that’s always mirin’ though, so maybe you ask her out. Maybe she says yes. Maybe you guys spend your first date meal prepping and discussing new workout routines.
The next thing you know you’re in love. You’re spending all your time and money with this new chick, you make each other happy, life is good.
Good, that is, until you find out that she’s fucking your old gym bro Tom, because you’ve gotten soft from missing so much swole time.
So, in your state of despair, you find a new gym, but you don’t make any gym bros, because you know they’ll just fuck your girl, and you don’t check out the women because you know they’re all just sluts anyhow.
You spend the rest of your life going to the gym, until you die alone doing one. final. rep.


10/10 would read again
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May 11 2018 10:57am
Quote (Cambridge @ May 8 2018 09:16pm)
It sounds like that picture of you scared her off.
I’d recommend taking a year off from women, hitting the gym like it’s your new life mission to be Mr. Universe, then revisit the situation once you have gains.
Of course by then you won’t want to waste time that could be spent making more epic gains on some slut, so you’ll probabaly swear off women for another few years while you’re on the grind.
The next thing you know you’ll be in your mid forties, successful, rich because you didn’t waste all of your money on sluts, and everyone will want you.
But you won’t care, because gains are life, and you live for the gym.
There is this one great looking thick booty bitch in the gym that’s always mirin’ though, so maybe you ask her out. Maybe she says yes. Maybe you guys spend your first date meal prepping and discussing new workout routines.
The next thing you know you’re in love. You’re spending all your time and money with this new chick, you make each other happy, life is good.
Good, that is, until you find out that she’s fucking your old gym bro Tom, because you’ve gotten soft from missing so much swole time.
So, in your state of despair, you find a new gym, but you don’t make any gym bros, because you know they’ll just fuck your girl, and you don’t check out the women because you know they’re all just sluts anyhow.
You spend the rest of your life going to the gym, until you die alone doing one. final. rep.


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