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May 4 2018 10:48am
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After 11 hrs, 4ekgs and a chest xray the doctor finaly shows up say well your fine just need to relax then served us up a $28,000 bill. Gotta love america right?
Anyways lost my cool and got escorted out the hospital by security.



That’s your own fault. You should have known the cost lmao. They usually have the prices plastered on the walls
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May 4 2018 11:03am
america or not, i refuse to believe that the two simplest diagnostic procedures can cost that amount of money :unsure:
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May 4 2018 11:07am
next time go to a fucking walk in, jesus.

when you take someone to the ER you take it in the ass. that place is meant for gunshot victims and you took your girlfriend there who was probably suffering from a case of "i'm not sure if i'll have enough time to stop at starbucks tomorrow morning before work" panic.
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May 4 2018 11:14am
with those prices ive got a job idea: watch youtube vids and free med programs for like a year, rent an apartment and put a huge sign that says "cheapest medical consulting and diagnosis" :mellow: take 10$ per patient and you will be rich in a month ^_^

This post was edited by Snyft2 on May 4 2018 11:16am
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with those prices ive got a job idea: watch youtube vids and free med programs for like a year, rent an apartment and put a huge sign that says "cheapest medical consulting and diagnosis" :mellow: take 10$ per patient and you will be rich in a month ^_^


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3450335/Doogie-Yowza-Florida-teenager-pretended-doctor-arrested-giving-medical-exam-undercover-cop.html
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May 4 2018 11:25am
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Palm Beach County sheriff's spokeswoman Teri Barbera said Love-Robinson was arrested on Tuesday after he performed an exam on an undercover agent and gave medical advice.


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as a gynecologist


so he basically fingered an undercover agent huh? totally worth it ^_^
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May 4 2018 11:31am
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so he basically fingered an undercover agent huh? totally worth it ^_^


he started off as basically a first aid station, because he noticed so many people overpaying in his neighborhood for basic medical care they didnt need to. but then he got greedy.
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May 4 2018 11:37am
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he started off as basically a first aid station, because he noticed so many people overpaying in his neighborhood for basic medical care they didnt need to. but then he got greedy.


that was my idea too really! something like a first aid station, but without really hiding the fact that he has no degree! people dont care about degree if you are cheap and have a good word up :blush: ! hell, in my city of like 200k people there is a granny thats literally called "the granny", who fixes injuries. shes so good with it that people dont even go to the hospital, they first go to her, then if she says "aww child, you might wanna xray this first", thats a really bad sign and means "okay this is a fracture, sorry"

so yeah do that! first month or so its gonna be a pain, but when people start talking its gonna be money everywhere! medicine doesnt even need much theory or intelligence, just experience :blush: !

also back on topic: he finger fucked an undercover agent! maybe im a perv but that sounds really hot

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May 4 2018 11:39am
maybe im the problem because i imagine a female undercover agent as that blond girl from Chuck :drool: while in all reality it might be some girl named shaniqua that benches 225 and has hair on her back :mellow:
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May 4 2018 12:34pm
Stop beating your gf so she isnt nervous around you
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