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Jan 19 2018 11:56pm
Why shouldn't I kill myself tonight ?
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Jan 19 2018 11:59pm
You obviously don't have any friends since you're on jsp drunk.
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Jan 20 2018 12:02am
Quote (Aphetto @ Jan 19 2018 10:59pm)
You obviously don't have any friends since you're on jsp drunk.


Obviously, asshole
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Jan 20 2018 12:03am
too expensive
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Jan 20 2018 12:04am
Quote (ForTheLoveOfRuneScape @ Jan 19 2018 11:03pm)
too expensive


how is it for me ?
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Jan 20 2018 12:06am
Quote (krazy88 @ Jan 20 2018 01:04am)
how is it for me ?


cuz its more selfish than you already are you selfish asshole
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Jan 20 2018 12:07am
Quote (NefariousSly @ Jan 19 2018 11:06pm)
cuz its more selfish than you already are you selfish asshole


How am I selfish for wanting to end MY pain ? jackass
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Jan 20 2018 12:07am
I met a 43 yo woman from the Internet in my truck tonight, she was supposed to give me a handjob and nothing else, she was very clear on that. She sent a blurry pic and I expected the worst but she was smoking hot, pierced nipples, firm perky tits... she stroked my cock while I sucked her tits and then she made me lick her tight little Asian pussy. She layed on her side in my passenger seat and begged for my dick. She told me to bend her over and fill her up.

I haven't come that hard in a long time.

We were in a mall parking lot and ppl coulda walked by at any minute but no one did.

The moral of this story is that life is full of awesome surprises so fuck no man, even if you have no friends you shouldnt kill yourself.
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Jan 20 2018 12:08am
Quote (krazy88 @ Jan 20 2018 01:07am)
How am I selfish for wanting to end MY pain ? jackass


YOUR pain

vs

you causing others pain for much longer

selfish weak bitch
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Jan 20 2018 12:09am
Quote (NefariousSly @ Jan 19 2018 11:08pm)
YOUR pain

vs

you causing others pain for much longer

selfish weak bitch


maybe 2 people will be sad for 1 week or a day and they 'll get over it.

i've been like this for 10 years.

go fuck yourself

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This post was edited by krazy88 on Jan 20 2018 12:09am
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