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Oct 11 2017 11:09am
No really, I don't tweet or hashtag.

Gonna start at a new gym tonight. It's a 24/7 one and I will be looking to train in the morning before work like the Hero of Delray does.
First time there so I will be looking for locker room hygiene, shower quality, machinery and free weights.

Looking to do some kettlebell workouts a la jimmy and pose with pomchi's on instagram to lure in hot babes.

I will be undergoing the biggest transformation. Even bigger than Cher aka biggest.

Short-term goals: Getting back in the grind, embrace it, feel the pain and grow.
Long-term goal: weighing 85kg 1st of January BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. Current weight: 75kg.

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Oct 11 2017 12:07pm
You got this biggs lets see pics

This post was edited by serialj0e on Oct 11 2017 12:07pm
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Oct 17 2017 11:47am
If your goal is to just weight a lot more just eat a lot more and enjoy being a fat boy. Very easy eat at least 10,000 - 15,000 calories a day. Include lots of cake, ice cream, pizza, burgers etc. Eat every hour. Wake yourself up every 2 hours to eat. Eat like a pig and then stuff your face some more. Throw cheese into a blender and drink it up if you have to.

Eat until you are sick and then eat some more. Do not exercise. Burn as few calories as possible while filling yourself up with them. Allow your inferiority complex to drive you to get bigger. Listen to your mind telling you that you are small and weak because you ARE! You are just a skinny little breath of wind that any girls on tinder will laugh at and quickly swipe you away. Little man you could never please a woman unless you gain 10 kgs THEN you will be a real man! Don't worry about being a fat boy with man titts and a tire around your gut in the coming years girls like that. BIGGER IS BETTER BY ANY MEANS POSSIBLE!!!
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Oct 17 2017 11:51am
Bigger is better, that's what she told me
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Oct 20 2017 12:42am
ok where r pics
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