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Jul 31 2017 10:32am
So lately my buddy has been asking me how to score with this overly heavy girl at work. He is a shy fella and needs jsps help at locking this shiny porpoise down. I wont mention any names but his d2jsp is Dominate@jsp

His profile is here. http://forums.d2jsp.org/user.php?i=668556 Post here and pm him at the same time with advice. Thanks!
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Jul 31 2017 10:46am
I'm the shiny porpoise if that affects the advice

This post was edited by Condemn on Jul 31 2017 10:49am
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Jul 31 2017 10:48am
Quote (Condemn @ Jul 31 2017 11:46am)
I'm the overly heavy girl at work, the shiny porpoise


Holy shit no way?!
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Jul 31 2017 04:34pm
Probably the way any co worker situation works...

Wait till boss is gone and spend time in the break room imo.
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Jul 31 2017 05:22pm
Step 1 Purchase chicken fingers.
Step 2 Carefully insert chicken fingers into blue jeans groin seam, zip tightly to hold chicken fingers in place.
Step 3 Flaunt, strut, and approach.

At this point, you're going for the killshot. You're establishing your masculine alpha presence and approaching her fearlessly. You must go for what you want.
Make small, effortless light-hearted banter, get her digits or just make a date on the spot. This is the first step to the seduction process.

You see, love is a dance and it is as much of an art, as it is a psychological social science. Prepare yourself for success, or embrace defeat.

This post was edited by GLYC123 on Jul 31 2017 05:25pm
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Jul 31 2017 06:04pm
Quote (GLYC123 @ Jul 31 2017 06:22pm)
Step 1 Purchase chicken fingers.
Step 2 Carefully insert chicken fingers into blue jeans groin seam, zip tightly to hold chicken fingers in place.
Step 3 Flaunt, strut, and approach.

At this point, you're going for the killshot. You're establishing your masculine alpha presence and approaching her fearlessly. You must go for what you want.
Make small, effortless light-hearted banter, get her digits or just make a date on the spot. This is the first step to the seduction process.

You see, love is a dance and it is as much of an art, as it is a psychological social science. Prepare yourself for success, or embrace defeat.


:rofl: LOL
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Jul 31 2017 06:15pm
Plot twist, semptra is the overly heavy girl at work.
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Jul 31 2017 07:15pm
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Plot twist, semptra is the overly heavy girl at work.


THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!
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Jul 31 2017 07:17pm
What
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Quote (Dominate @ Jul 31 2017 08:17pm)
What


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