Quote (Wretch @ Jul 1 2017 02:41pm)
HELLO
been playing a lot of cs:go and d3 and DOOM (this game on 144hz best appearance, god DAMN) in my efforts to maintain social depravity in order to save up for a house while the new jersey housing market is taking a dive \o/
fml. how's shit with you man?
WOW WHAT A NERD.
Love you Johnny!!!!!!!!!!!! Play D3 with me and scott , GW2 is more cancer than ever.
I'm a WoW nerd again! Real life sucks as usual I try to avoid the sun as much as possible, my feeble white skin begins to crack and boil after only 5 minutes outside. It all started with the curse of Am'zarak , the evil bridge troll to whom I did not pay the toll so he proceeded to ravage my previously tite anus with his huge donger and all sorts of objects such as tree branches and rabbits.
I was forced to call upon the mighty THUNDERCATS to defend my honor and my pride, no one gapes my anus without permission! As their swords clanked and chinked I snuck away and Legolas handed me his bow , I pulled on the strings with all my heart but my beta fuckboi hands were not strong enough to use this contraption to its full potential. I immediately began sucking Legolas off and he came 5 thousand times whilst shooting arrows which murdered the thundercats and Am'zarak the evil bridge troll. Some say he's still jizzing and shooting arrows to this day.
On my way back to the village I met up with Alice from the land of wonder and needless to say we hit it off immediately, I slowly caressed her thighs and plopped her upon the blacksmiths table and inserted my 2inch diamond-rock hard penis into her vajayjay and as she lay screaming I took many selfies, luckily I carry myself stick everywhere I go. I orgasmed the instant my penis touched her pussy but I couldn't let her know that so I thrust with my 1inch chub for many minutes and came a second time before exhaustion struck!
"come to my house" she said, so we galloped to her homestead and made love once more on her bed until I noticed everything seemed eerily familiar! Which brings me to the whole point of my story.
That awkward moment when you smashing your sister and your mom walks in ugh smh.