anyone know if this beast requires silver or fire to vanquish? maybe garlic or a wooden stake?
"i don't have any paid leave for the rest of my life" - she cried, not knowing how acting/comedy works for both male and female.
"arent there a lot of comedians out there working?" a man calmly asked without even mentioning gender.
"how many 58 year old women comedians are there" - she retorted, as if she had a point.
"how many 58 year old comedians are there period", he asked himself in his head, realizing at this point if he said anything he'd be labelled a sexist and fired.
"kNoW yOuR pLaCe TrAsH" she said, gaining speed now, like any mediocre comedian who has 40 years experience middling she'd found that one audience member she could make fun of rather than doing prepared material. "this is what i deal with on a daily basis, explaining stuff to old white guys."
she isn't funny. she looks like a monster because of all the botox. honestly id have a hard time telling you who is her and who is carrot top out of a headshot lineup. so she bitches about not getting paid leave? welcome to stand up comedy you old idiot. you cant get gigs in clubs with over a 100 seat room and no one wants a walking liability that needs a gargoyle character written in strictly for them on their sitcom.This post was edited by thesnipa on Oct 24 2019 01:14pm