Boston playing that perfect game
tatum going off, C's knocking down hella 3s
PG sidelined rip squaregang

The shit stains that are the pelicans dont deserve zion holy fuck. This guy is getting 30+ like its nothing and they cant win

SMU shat on the Houston squares

Lmao who got that +1200 on bam tonight

Really wish I had, I thought about it but didnt pull the trigger. Figured all the guards wouldnt be as trash as they clearly are

Duncan robinson to win 3 point contest

So someone on twitter posted that the under on the 1st quarter of games after the all star break was something like 25-3 the last 2 years. Said that most teams come out sluggish after the long break

So I put 10 bucks on the under in every first quarter total today, ended up going 8-2 on them rofl. Wish I had put more on it but was really just an experiment. Will have to remember this for next year.

Nets collapse and heat collapse ruined a great start to the night with FSU's big win

This is how you finesse the system:

Imagine catching the bucks live at +9. Imagine giannis and Middleton heaving 2 trash can 3s in the final minute that aren’t even close. Imagine the bucks fouling for no reason with 19 seconds left down 9 then just dribbling the ball out like dumb fucks.

^giannis your team fucking sucks and they are going to choke in the playoffs. Giannis can’t shoot, Middleton is a fucking fraud 2nd man, divenchenzo is your best player. Pathetic

This post was edited by PM_Me_Your_Dog_Pics on Mar 7 2020 12:24am