My years of thinking of puns has finally been able to benefit me. I have waited for this day for a long time.

What do you name a kid born in a car?
Carson.

Will have to post more in a bit my dog wants to go outside for a bit and she can't contain herself with her endless energy.

Psychotherapy is when you get therapy from a crazy person.

What kind of people make the best fishers?






Hookers.

If your dog swallows your wedding ring, there's a diamond in the ruff.