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Dec 1 2022 09:04pm
Quote (ReturnFormer @ Dec 1 2022 09:58pm)
If you get hurt while dancing in a strip club, you can get twerker's comp.


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Jan 26 2023 12:28am
What does Mr Miyagi say when jerking off?


Rocks on, rocks off. Rocks on, rocks off.
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Jan 26 2023 12:43am
End this thread is unbearable.
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Jan 26 2023 01:03am
Quote (MoreTimeToKill @ Jan 26 2023 12:43am)
End this thread is unbearable.


Had a hard time piecing this sentence together.
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Jan 26 2023 11:57pm
There's an Asian transgender with a big penis. Her name is Hung Ho.
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Jan 27 2023 03:18am
Quote (ReturnFormer @ Sep 27 2019 06:41am)
whats the best way to cook a crocodile?


in a croc pot.


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Feb 1 2023 10:38am
Where does a small rat store food?



In his mouse-stash.
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Feb 7 2023 08:33am
I make a cake I call my "gold ring cake". It's a Carrot cake made using two dozen carrots. Aka 24 Carrot cake.
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#949
Feb 7 2023 08:34am
Ever think about the word dumpster? It sounds like some guy named Dump trying to be cool. "Hey, the Dumpster! Dumpsterino!"

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#950
Feb 14 2023 01:27pm
it's better to be a Johnny- come- lately than a Johnny- come- early.
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