Why u hef to be mad

Every problem has a solution. Such as salt water.

Buzz lightyear must be British. He's always going on about infinite tea.

If you guys don’t cut out doing these puns I’ll make sure you are PUNished

No can do. No can duh.

When a worker is sick, you have a staff infection.

What kind of nut is impossible to outrun?



Cashew

People with an unusually large penis suffer from overstaffing.

A body builder I know gained a bunch of weight. He went from macho man to mucho man...

If you get hurt while dancing in a strip club, you can get twerker's comp.