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Sep 20 2013 08:40pm
Quote (AiNedeSpelCzech @ 21 Sep 2013 03:37)
Some other headlines from the same website:

"Pastor's wife has surgery to ensure permanent smile."  http://www.larknews.com/archives/217

"Top Christian party schools named"  http://www.larknews.com/archives/833

"'Grandma not in heaven,' boy reports"  http://www.larknews.com/archives/2936


Yea... well those are obviously satirical. This one is not only believable it is true of quite a few christian 'couples'.

I put the quote in because claimingto be in a loving relationship when you're not fucking eachother is ridiculous.
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Sep 20 2013 08:41pm
Quote (AiNedeSpelCzech @ Sep 21 2013 01:37pm)
Some other headlines from the same website:

"Pastor's wife has surgery to ensure permanent smile."  http://www.larknews.com/archives/217

"Top Christian party schools named"  http://www.larknews.com/archives/833

"'Grandma not in heaven,' boy reports" http://www.larknews.com/archives/2936

this one made my morning.

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“To have Jeremy back and talking about this amazing experience of being with the Lord was the most wonderful day of our lives,” says his mother, Brenda. “He named all the relatives he’d seen and we just sat there crying. Then, after a while, we realized he hadn’t said anything about my mom, Grandma Spencer.”

When Brenda asked about her, Jeremy shook his head and said, “She ain’t there,” then rolled over and went back to sleep.


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Sep 20 2013 08:42pm
Quote (Vivienne @ 20 Sep 2013 21:40)
Yea... well those are obviously satirical. This one is not only believable it is true of quite a few christian 'couples'.

I put the quote in because claimingto be in a loving relationship when you're not fucking eachother is ridiculous.


The way that you'll bite so hard on ANYTHING that confirms your biases should really give you pause when it comes to thinking that you should have the right to commit genocide. :(
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Sep 20 2013 08:43pm
Huh.
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Sep 20 2013 08:43pm
Quote (Vivienne @ Sep 20 2013 10:40pm)
Yea... well those are obviously satirical. This one is not only believable it is true of quite a few christian 'couples'.

I put the quote in because claimingto be in a loving relationship when you're not fucking eachother is ridiculous.




Sex isn't nor should it be a focal point in any long term relationship. Todays society has us so obsessed over sex that people like you find it preposterous that people can love each other without the sexual aspect involved.

Get off your damn high horse.

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Sep 20 2013 08:44pm
If religion wasn't dumb enough for every single story here to probably happen then this would be funny. But it is. So it's not. It's just sad we live in a world where this sort of thing can actually happen.

Quote (AiNedeSpelCzech @ 21 Sep 2013 03:42)
The way that you'll bite so hard on ANYTHING that confirms your biases should really give you pause when it comes to thinking that you should have the right to commit genocide.  :(


I do not have the right. Nobody does. But as a whole humanity has a duty.

Also I have never suggested killing people.

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Sep 20 2013 08:44pm
Quote (Vivienne @ Sep 20 2013 06:34pm)
Well that's fucking pathetic. What a pair of idiots.


lol :rofl:

Quote (JigsawPuzzle @ Sep 20 2013 06:32pm)
http://i.imgur.com/XKteouR.jpg


I like the part about he eats a whole raw potato :bouncy:
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#18
Sep 20 2013 08:44pm
lol those poor fuckers.
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Sep 20 2013 08:45pm
Quote (Vivienne @ 20 Sep 2013 21:44)
If religion wasn't dumb enough for every single story here to probably happen then this would be funny. But it is. So it's not. It's just sad we live in a world where this sort of thing can actually happen.



I do not have the right. Nobody does. But as a whole humanity has a duty.

Also I have never suggested killing people.


It's cool not to know the definition of genocide but to preach it anyway.

ETA: I like that you just said that the story where a kid goes to Heaven and sees all of his relatives (sans his grandmother) as well as an article about Christian party schools "Can actually happen." Sounds legit as fuck imo

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Sep 20 2013 08:47pm
Quote (DavidTennant @ 21 Sep 2013 03:43)
Sex isn't nor should it be a focal point in any long term relationship. Todays society has us so obsessed over sex that people like you find it preposterous that people can love each other without the sexual aspect involved.

Get off your damn high horse.


I love plenty of people. But I don't claim that they are my boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband unless I'm fucking them. There is a difference between platonic friendship and a sexual relationship. The key is in the word 'sexual'.
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