Quote (Waifu @ 10 Aug 2019 22:49)
While locked up I worked in a prison industry shop, for the lordly sum of 52ยข an hour. One day as we were getting ready to head back to the dorms for count, lining up single file for the post-work pat-down, there was some confusion in the guard shack and we were delayed. Finally we were all sent back to our shops.
It took us a while, but eventually we learned that a welding glove had been misplaced in the shop next door, and they were bound and determined that one of us were smuggling it out for an escape attempt (it'd be pretty much impervious to razor wire.) The workers searched their shop high and low. The COs searched the shop high and low. Whiteshirts began to appear. The major was standing by on the radio. No one could find it.
Finally they decided to get everyone together and simply demand that whoever had stolen it give it back.
No one confessed.
We were threatened with seg (all hundred of us? they'd have had to open a new wing of seg,) with getting fired, with more time, etc.
No one confessed.
We were promised no retaliation at all, just give us the gloves and we'll forget this ever happened.
No one confessed.
They decided to strip search all of us. As we all lined up single file, a commotion from the tool crib was heard.
The staff supervisor had forgotten to check the gloves off on his equipment list. It'd been in the tool crib the whole time.
The COs (and the inmates) were not very happy with the staff supervisor.
I didn't copy paste, but ill read.
I'm not lying. And your pm is fake.
This post was edited by Durantchoke on Aug 10 2019 11:52pm