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Aug 10 2019 09:11pm
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I get erectile dysfunction all the time


I did some research, it sounds like it is just performance anxiety.
Honestly, my feet get really cold before I have sex.
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I did some research, it sounds like it is just performance anxiety.
Honestly, my feet get really cold before I have sex.



So never?
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Aug 10 2019 09:13pm
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So never?


I honestly thought you were Jeffery epstein!
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Aug 10 2019 09:17pm
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I honestly thought you were Jeffery epstein!



Never heard of him until today, I'm surprised more of you here ain't more scared now.

In prison I'd take their commissary.

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Quote (Durantchoke @ Aug 10 2019 11:17pm)
Never heard of him until today, I'm surprised more of you here ain't more scared now.

In prison I'd take their commissary.



And then I’d take yours
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And then I’d take yours



Only cuz I'd lose a bet.

Ofc against you I'd never lose.

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And then I’d take yours



I lost a hundo once on a hour time difference bet, he only made me pay back 40$ in commissary, but that's only cuz we was cool for months before that as work out buddies. And he shared some candy, which is like silver there.

NV, Seattle, Cali is all the same time, I thought NV was different even though I lived in all those places... :wacko:

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Rust; I am very good at poker I was trained by a dark lord basically, but! only if I can stay sober through out.

In person I'm ten times better if sober.
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I honestly thought you were Jeffery epstein!



I was in this one prison transfer van with a dude doing life in the hole, he try'd to bust though the window that is caged by black steel, he blew out the window but just dented the black cage, I was in the front row and the guards/uno was about to pepper spray us all, but We caught eyes and shook my head. They didn't spray us.
Took us back to county and jumped lifer dude while we sat there chained, they shot him up with fat needles I don't know what? But he stopped and passed out in the seat behind me, which didn't brother me but there's 5 rows, it's like he was my new friend.
After all that, we went driving to prison from county but now the guards are freaking out while we're chained and the hardest guy is knocked out with a broken out window.
The van was going 120mph at times and we were jumping the van, it's hard to explain except for 4bying?
I didn't know vans packed with 20 dudes broken window could go that fast?
Got there a few of us puked I almost did, but didn't. Did time got out, cept for black dude with life in the hole.
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I was in this one prison transfer van with a dude doing life in the hole, he try'd to bust though the window that is caged by black steel, he blew out the window but just dented the black cage, I was in the front row and the guards/uno was about to pepper spray us all, but We caught eyes and shook my head. They didn't spray us.
Took us back to county and jumped lifer dude while we sat there chained, they shot him up with fat needles I don't know what? But he stopped and passed out in the seat behind me, which didn't brother me but there's 5 rows, it's like he was my new friend.
After all that, we went driving to prison from county but now the guards are freaking out while we're chained and the hardest guy is knocked out with a broken out window.
The van was going 120mph at times and we were jumping the van, it's hard to explain except for 4bying?
I didn't know vans packed with 20 dudes broken window could go that fast?
Got there a few of us puked I almost did, but didn't. Did time got out, cept for black dude with life in the hole.


While locked up I worked in a prison industry shop, for the lordly sum of 52¢ an hour. One day as we were getting ready to head back to the dorms for count, lining up single file for the post-work pat-down, there was some confusion in the guard shack and we were delayed. Finally we were all sent back to our shops.

It took us a while, but eventually we learned that a welding glove had been misplaced in the shop next door, and they were bound and determined that one of us were smuggling it out for an escape attempt (it'd be pretty much impervious to razor wire.) The workers searched their shop high and low. The COs searched the shop high and low. Whiteshirts began to appear. The major was standing by on the radio. No one could find it.

Finally they decided to get everyone together and simply demand that whoever had stolen it give it back.

No one confessed.

We were threatened with seg (all hundred of us? they'd have had to open a new wing of seg,) with getting fired, with more time, etc.

No one confessed.

We were promised no retaliation at all, just give us the gloves and we'll forget this ever happened.

No one confessed.

They decided to strip search all of us. As we all lined up single file, a commotion from the tool crib was heard.

The staff supervisor had forgotten to check the gloves off on his equipment list. It'd been in the tool crib the whole time.

The COs (and the inmates) were not very happy with the staff supervisor.
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