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cseitz71690
#1 Jun 9 2012 02:48pm
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will also be using this as my next pick up line.....

Me - "Do you know the difference between jelly and jam?"

Woman - "Uhhh, no?"

Me - "I can't jelly my dick down your throat."


Hope this makes you guys laugh, I found it hilarious. :lol:
Felven432
#2 Jun 9 2012 02:55pm
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what
SeaBas
#3 Jun 9 2012 02:57pm
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Kind of childish.. and I'm years younger than you.

But my football team just lost so I can't laugh about anything at the moment either.
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#4 Jun 9 2012 02:58pm
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Quote (SeaBas @ Jun 9 2012 01:57pm)
Kind of childish.. and I'm years younger than you.

But my football team just lost so I can't laugh about anything at the moment either.


KICK HIS ASS SEABAS


sorry reminded me of dumb and dumber lol

This post was edited by SagaBoi on Jun 9 2012 02:58pm
Ocen
#5 Jun 9 2012 02:58pm
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Quote (SeaBas @ Jun 9 2012 11:57pm)
Kind of childish.. and I'm years younger than you.

But my football team just lost so I can't laugh about anything at the moment either.


you play there? cool i didnt know
Orakpo
#6 Jun 9 2012 03:24pm
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The original is whats the difference between peanut butter and jam?

I can’t peanut butter my dick in your ass.

Well thats how i met your mother put it

Quote (MutatedBeaveR @ Jun 9 2012 04:26pm)
theyre allowed to say that on tv? o.o


barney just asked the joke and they made like a louder noise when he said the punchline so you couldn't hear it B)

This post was edited by Orakpo on Jun 9 2012 03:30pm
SeaBas
#7 Jun 9 2012 03:26pm
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Quote (Ocen @ Jun 9 2012 08:58pm)
you play there? cool i didnt know


No.. I'm their biggest fan :(

Quote (SagaBoi @ Jun 9 2012 08:58pm)
KICK HIS ASS SEABAS


sorry reminded me of dumb and dumber lol


Like 5 people have said this, and I still don't know what it's about.
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#8 Jun 9 2012 03:26pm
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Quote (Orakpo @ Jun 9 2012 05:24pm)
The original is whats the difference between peanut butter and jam?

I can’t peanut butter my dick in your ass.

Well thats how i met your mother put it


theyre allowed to say that on tv? o.o
Edyrem
#9 Jun 9 2012 04:14pm
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This joke is bullshit, and here's a test to prove why:

http://i.imgur.com/e1Uwl.png
JiMbOAbSoLuT
#10 Jun 9 2012 05:11pm
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Quote (Edyrem @ 10 Jun 2012 00:14)
This joke is bullshit, and here's a test to prove why:

http://i.imgur.com/e1Uwl.png


This has to be the strongest WAT I'm ever going to have uttered.
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