Quote (daneeka10 @ 25 May 2012 12:30)
lol
>Come home from university
>Go to a show
>Know a guy in the opening act
>Hangin' with the VIPs
>Other band's touring through, girl bassist
>8/10, good attitude besides
>Sitting next to me at the table, flirting, drinking, having fun
>Show goes really well
>Go to another bar
>She bums me a cigarette without me even asking
>We start dancing
>Doing "the bump", "ironic" grinding
>I put my arm around her
>She whispers in my ear "do you have any cocaine?"
>Uhhhhh
>noidea.jpg
>"Not on me, but give me a second"
>Walk around bar, trying to figure out who looks most like a drug dealer
>Find one, get a gram
>"How much will that be?"
>"I'mma need about tree-fiddy"
>And that's when I realized this seeming drug dealer was in fact an eight storey tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era
>"GODDAMN YOU LOCH NESS MONSTER, I MAY NOT NO MUCH ABOUT COKE, BUT I AIN'T PAYING NO TREE-FIDDY FOR THIS"
This post was edited by ElCapitano on May 25 2012 04:35am