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joke of a crub B)
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At least we won't see chaocheebye for another 2 years
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Quote (JohnnyMcCoy @ Oct 24 2021 10:13pm)
joke of a crub B)


Couldn't have put it any better myself
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saf never once had this expression. not shitty winning 6-1, not losing 4-1 or something to scouse cants years ago.
he knows how bad things are. this will be difficult for ole to get out of. but there's really good players in that team. better than what jose and lvg had during their own slums
will be interesting to see how it goes
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Quote (grahambo @ Oct 24 2021 02:27pm)
At least we won't see chaocheebye for another 2 years


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joke of a scrub
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much better performance and formation/tactics today
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rest of the league is probably celebrating now that ole will probably stay...
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Copied from a FB page. Had a good laughter :D

Ole gunnar solskjaer meets with Klopp. He asks him, "Your team wiped the floor with us 5 - 0 I cant get over it, how do you run such an efficient team? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

"Well," says Klopp, "the most important thing is to sign intelligent players."

Solskjaer frowns. "But how do I know the players in my team are really intelligent?"

Klopp says. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle."

Then Klopp phones Mo Salah. "Please Join me and Solskjaer in here, would you?"

Salah walks into the room. "Yes, boss?"

Klopp smiles. "Answer me this, please, Mo. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Mo answers, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," says Klopp.

Back at Old Trafford, Ole gunnar Solskjaer asks to see Harry Maguire.

"Harry, answer this for me. Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," says Harry. "Let me get back to you on that one."

Harry goes to to the whole Man Utd squad and asks every one he can find, but none can give him an answer. Finally, on the way out he bumps into Paul Pogba

Harry says, "Paul! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and your father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?

Paul Pogba says, "That's easy. It's me!"

Harry says. "Thanks!" and goes back to the Managers Office to speak with Ole gunnar Solskjaer.

Harry Says, "I did some research I asked the whole team and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Paul Pogba."

Ole gunnar Solskjaer, stomps over to Harry Maguire, and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Mo Salah!"

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CR7 is gosu b)
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