could be a hentai. just slaps everyone with his pecker once and wins

Sold my browser history to my neighbor and he looks at me weird now.

Me and David went to unlimited sushi for my bday yesterday. Then he drew me some rule34 of my waifus getting raped by Transformers.

sounds like a love hate relationship

Never going to eat with Whalefood again.

He got soy sauce on his shirt and he ordered a seltzer water. I was like that's smart he's gonna use it to help with the stain. He takes a straw and starts drinking the seltzer water. Wtf. Seltzer water with sushi. What a fucking shoeby

lol shoeby nice 1990s term

Un that wasn't me. I jsed the seltzer water to get the stain off.

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