Quote (Vaporeon @ Thu, Jul 16 2009, 04:41pm)
So my story goes like this:
I am born in Ohio a long time ago. I was the smartest guy in my class at age of 5. My mom was proud
and gave me a hug every day. Those days were sweet. Then I have been accepted to college and
again I was the best! THE VERY BEST! Then I got my diploma after 11 days because it was too easy for
a genius like me. And then, I went to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Another time I won
every awards and receive the National Medal of Science. I also did all the sessions in 12 days which
is very good even impossible for ordinary people. After all this success I was named the best health
professionnal in America and had diplomas in comptability, informatic, medecine, physics, chimistry
and philosophy. After this, the NASA called me to be on the Apollo program because I was so smart
and my physical conditionning was perfect, according to them. I said no to the offer because I
thought itwas boring for me and I had better things to do. In this time, everyone knew me ( I talk
about the smartest persons in USA)* so James Carter asked me to be part of the 80’ election. I was
not a nice speaker so I have decided to let the chance to Ronald Reagan. I have decided to be the
secret consellor of Reagan ( that is probably why he won because my advices may have change the
world )**. Then I have decided to teach in Harvard university. This is what I did until 2 years ago.
Then my wife killed my dad because she were angry. And then my mom killed herself because she
had no money to buy a new computer. I was really sad and alone those time so I have decided to go
in Brooklyn to get some drugs. Then the police caught me buying 100 grams of weed. I was arrested
but I gave 1 million dollars to get my freedom and be totally free. Then now im alone, sad and poor
because Chase Bank hacked my account which have around 100 millions dollars. So because of all
this I can’t buy fg to play diablo2, the game who saved me from suicide because of the quality of the
game.
Jspers help one of the smartest person of the history of the United States and God will give you a place in is bed in my honor.
I need to afford Enigma.
PS : I will heal free everyone who will give me fg because i am one of the greatest doctor of the world
