Quote (Emp_Mirage @ Jun 3 2023 09:29am)
Hey there, I see you're selling a considerable 441,806,946,927 gold. Now, doing some quick mental arithmetic here, I've calculated that the market rate for your gold would be approximately 0.141 billion or 141 million (assuming 320 per trillion). I've got a slightly different offer for you though...
I'm willing to offer you the lifetime supply of 'Gold Dust' from my pet leprechaun's magical bottomless pot, a 100% original, definitely not counterfeit 'Golden Ticket' to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, and on top of that, I'll throw in a Golden Goose.
If that's not enough, I'll also personally compose a "Gold Anthem" in your honor and sing it to you live on stream.
P.S. I hope you appreciate the value of 'Gold Humor', as it's unfortunately not exchangeable for real money."
Remember, this is all in jest and meant to create a lighthearted atmosphere!
Fucking Legend.