Not everyone is rich and has money to waste.

Bitch, don't steal my helpful tips or I'll give you a reason to ask jsp for medical advice.

He's my idol, not even kidding. I just wish I could grow a moustache so I'd look more like him.

That is what insurance is for.

inb4 no insurance and retarded

Perhaps you should ask him for advice on how to grow a moustache?

not everyone is rich and can afford insurance.

it's not exactly free, you know.

insurance is a scam anyway. I just don't get hurt and I'm all good. I went to the doctor like once in the last 10 years.

If you're that poor, don't pay the bill. Problem solved.

Perhaps, but I'm too poor to go to America and ask for advice. I heard industrial fertilizer works wonders.

I just think it's a waste of time anyway. I like being able to heal myself up without anything, just time. Medical malpractice is one of the leading causes of death in USA anyway. I'm better off without them, unless I'm seriously injured.

Kinda. It's a scam until you get into a car accident and need it.