Pulled the tag off my friend's mattress

Just blame the friend.

no in bed no click

That tag is not to be removed from the store selling it, not from the person who bought it.

I don't trust your credibility; do you have a reliable source?

Yeah, the internet and common sense.

The fuck did you do that for, how dare you.

Oh, no! What if the mattress needs a washing?! Those instructions and cautions are forever lost to the void.



Okay... That was really good! Timing is everything.

This post was edited by UAPtictac on Jun 8 2026 07:47pm