This was from that other thread. I'm pretty sure it's fake, as funny as it is. I was able to accurately deciever both peoples names, and when I typed them into facebook it appears as though the 'Male' in this is actually some type of comedian (maybe a blogger?).
Still semi humorous even if it is fake, I'm sure there are girls in this world as bat shit crazy as this and as desperate for someones effection.
On another note -- The 4chan post about a vasectomy was fucking hilarious. Sounds like a typical women which is sad that they fought for all these rights only to have [some] women be so desperate for a meal ticket that they'll hatch up these plans.