I tried posting this a few minutes ago but the mods didn't agree with my topic title; this is shitty writing but it's facebook venting from myself and it's a side of expression that not alot of nerds are willing to share on this forum:

"I'd write a piece about you and it'd be about as sensual and fictional as a Bukowski novel except everyone who's ever dealt with us would let it rot in the bookshelves and the ignant romantics would spend five dollars and think that that's what love is."