well, spell check might be a good start.
then attending English class wouldnt hurt either

i marked it up anyway, for the hell of it
cuz im a nice guy.

PS - good luck with your narcissism

You can be my editor-in-chief for my future entries. I have made some corrections. I am not capitalizing betas, however. This defeats the purpose of belittling their existence.


Diary of an Alpha Male


Entry One
I once gave my girlfriend such a powerful consensual orgasm in the military position that she regressed into a past life as a humming bird. I was forced to lock her in a dark cupboard after a few hours. She kept shitting everywhere and flying at the windows.

When have you ever heard of humming birds blowing anything up or even attacking another animal? If the world was full of more people who thought they were humming birds, the world would be a safer place.


Entry Two
I love the feeling of walking into a room and realizing I am the tallest, most alpha male in it. At 6'6", I am hardly modest about being waist-deep in pussy. Women are biologically programmed to crave the cocks of tall men to create superior tall offspring.

You shouldn't take it personally, betas. It's just natural selection. Be proud that evolution is doing what it's supposed to do by rejecting your inferior genetic code.


Entry Three
My superior specimens will launch a rape crusade much like Genghis Khan's rape of Asia and the Middle East. The far reaches of his sperm can be traced to millions of privileged descendants today.

I aspire to become the next Genghis Khan, infiltrating the vaginas of the unwilling masses. This will require countless short-term sexual conquests, preferably in the form of many one-night stands.


Entry Four
A recent run in with a class II beta male further solidified my philosophy of life. If a male is under 6'1" tall, he should not even bother trying to court a female. His pathetic genetic makeup would only further taint the gene pool of the human species.

Thus, it is important to win the genetic lottery and become a 6'6" demigod like myself. Females should take it upon themselves to deny vaginal entry to beta males in order to prevent the defiling of our glorious species.


Entry Five
It was recently my girlfriend's birthday. In celebration, I took her out to a fancy dinner. Two hours later, I was getting fancy with that ass in a 4-star hotel room. I opened up a newly-bought can of whipped cream and ate out her freshly-waxed vagina and pooper. This was definitely my kind of cuisine.

Playtime was over, however. I set that ass ablaze with my behemoth cock, which had longed to reconstruct her vagina walls. You know she received a proper fucking because she began to walk like a penguin on the way to kitchen. For my efforts, she assembled a BLT sandwich and asked for me to continue redecorating her vagina daily.

This post was edited by Seraphiel on Oct 14 2011 05:59am

5th entry was kinda meh
not much to brag about having sex with your own girlfriend
eh?

Yeah, I should probably talk about D2 or something. That is soooo alpha, right?
Just do the editing, chief. There's a reason why betas are much more prominent and it's because they all think like you.

well first, i never mentioned d2, so i dunno where that came from
2nd youre the one on d2jsp claiming to be an alpha
again bragging about having sex with your girlfriend or wife, is something a beta would do
i would expect more from an "alpha" like you
sadly, im kind of disappointed

o grats, on ur next 20k post

Thanks for your worthless opinion, but your jealousy was sufficient. You'll understand when you finally get a few inches near a vagina.



Entry Six
Short men were created for our amusement. Women don't like them, bosses don't respect them, and children find them whimsical. Their constant need to prove themselves is hilariously pathetic.

If you are over 6 feet tall, and as long as you don't look like a sloth, women practically drool for your cock because they know you carry superior genetics. Short guys are not even real men. They are merely grown children or perhaps even subhuman.

lol, well unlike you,
i have a gf and dont brag about having sex with her
i guess thats just the humble beta in me lols

Indeed. Beta males resist the urge to brag about anything as they are socially awkward and insecure about themselves. Thanks for the edit.