if anyone is good @ writing essays plz plz plz help :S need to have this done by 12th of december

i was sick for most of the semester and am now knee deep in a pile of shit.... dont have time to write this essay on my own since i have another one to write for differnet class and have to study for my finals...
if anyone is good @ essays and can help plz plz do

i can pay if needed (can gather bout 100-200 fg)
the essay is supposed to be no longer then 4 pages of a4 1.5 spacing 12 font times new roman font
themes:
1)subjectivity/subjective approach in apoem of your own choice
2)oedipus as a tragic hero
3)concept of fate in oedipus the king
4)reversal of recognition in oedipus the king
5)the difference between the lyric and teh ballad(using examples)
6)the primacy of plot in aristotles's theory of tragedy
7)hamlet as elizabethan tragic hero
8)comic and tragic in hamlet
9)formal analysis of an english/american play of your own choice
10)narrative strategy in an english/american novel of your own choice
11)epic theater and wilder's "our town"
plz plz plz help :S