Me myself being a master chef, have done many great things in my time. I have cooked things that you could never dreamed of cooking. Smelled things that should have never been smelled from the kitchen... I have done what all man has done..With peanut butter. It is the BAM factor. The factor that Emeril has not yet deiscovedred its true potential. This penut butter you speak of has brought tastes that have never been tasted before, in things that should haven ever been put on, weather it be pizza, pasta, gatorade, potato, oranges, rice, cereal, steak, barbeque, and many more. But yet the most magnificient taste still comes from it. It wreaks of heaven -on earth. You feel the uplift of greatness, the uplift of things never felt before when adding this precious ingredient. Add it to anything, anything you see.. ANYTHING weather it be edible or not, smear it on the table and lick it from its cheaply made IKEA pliwood. You will never make a mistake with peanut butter because it is...The unversal ingredient. It never will or ever will go wrong in anyway or anytime..For it is...The ione.

smoke pot much?

^ this

If ever you have used something that is adhesive and you would like to remove it, use peanut butter and a paper towel. It works magnificently to clean.

Peanut butter, honey, banana sandwich.

easiest and most gourmet thing you can do with peanut butter is a nice peanut sauce imho.

milk + salad dressing + peanut butter = minimal peanut sauce

first add the milk and get it to a very soft simmer, add the dressing and let it infuse a bit. add a table spoon of peanut butter at a time, mix it around, and repeat til you get a peanut taste and texture you are satisfied with.

you can put whatever spices in it you want obvi, chili flakes, curry powder, etc.

there aren't amounts listed because peanut sauces are incredibly individualized and unique. you can make it more peanut butter-esque if you wish or keep that portion minimal. i'd suggest a cup of milk to start with an equal amount of dressing.

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i personally like to take the samples of peanut butter on the tables from denny's or other breakfast restaurants because the fact that it's either free/stolen makes it that much more delicious cause it's rebellious.
lololol jk but i do like to take it still

desserts like:
homemade peanut butter cups
peanut butter cookies
peanut butter brownies
peanut butter fondue

i want to try peanut butter chicken wings apparently it's good. c:

Spicy peanut chicken:

Diced chicken breasts sautéed with chopped onion. Season to taste.


Sauce:

Ground clove of garlic
1-2 tbsp of peanut butter
lots of sriracha / other spicy sauce (to taste)
few tbsps of soy sauce


Serve with any side dish. If you're as fanatic about peanut butter as me this is SUCH a fucking good peanut butter dish.