Excuse me? This car is very balanced, do some research......

so have you stuck your penis in the exhaust pipe yet?

A couple times, yes

I don't find a single thing overly impressive about this car lol.

Only reason it's got so much hype is because it's a RWD cheap coupe that's come out in awhile and people happened to fall in love with the styling.

Performance wise, obviously like people have stated you can do a lot more with 30k.

Honestly would rather have a Honda S2K over this

It's comments like this that let me know that you haven't done enough research, it's not just hype when reviewers and current owners absolutely love the car and many have said it's the best purchase for under 30k. Not only that but everywhere you can read and listen to people saying that this is the most fun car they have driven and they back up their statement with card that "out perform" this one.

Quote from a Subaru salesman who drove it around a track which at he time of this quote, he was driving a new wrx, "it was phenomenal ". This was at a gas station

Aren't you the one who put a 8k DP on it?

What will that come out to be per month for ya?

That would be sicksynergy who also has a STI
There's a financing calculator on subarus website.

I will be purchasing a 2014 model

Yeah, I might do the same pending on how much it changes from 2012 to 2014.

cuz I said it looks like that it makes me dumb?

your name suits you well broski

The brZ first year is 2013. There won't be many changes after one year, just typical "second year new car" changes. Currently, the only widely known issue is condensation in lights which is very common in cars anyways.