Dogs: annoyingly in your face and needy of attention always, they need to be walked, they need to be taken outside to shit and piss, they are ugly, tiny toy dogs are abominations of the descendents of wolves that serve no purpose in the natural selection world, they are loud and destroy things in your house, they cost more money...
Cats: like privacy and they like attention (its a nice balance between the 2). They don't slobber, they shit and piss in a box and cover it up to mask the smell with NO training costs, they are instinctively quiet animals, They don't smell like shit, they CLEAN THEMSELVES, if they are outdoor cats they nearly feed themselves by functioning as effective predators. they are majestic creatures
how is this even an argument...