i saw atleast 20 your mother jokes before we began the match.



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vs

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your mother is so fat she needs two pokeflutes to wake her up

oldschool man

3 points for originality, zero points for actually funny.

but so good

Your mother is so old that she has alzheimer. Good thing is, she doesnt remember it.

ps. She is dying soon. You might want to call her or visit her. Tough she might not remember you too.

10 points for making me actually Lol, 1 point for being a cool cat.

Edit: Your moms so fat she has enough chins for 99 range.
Your mom's so dumb she brought a spoon to the superbowl.

This post was edited by UnderarmorMoH on Aug 13 2011 08:38pm

Your mom so gross she doesn't bathe.

your moms a cunt