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Nov 22 2018 06:55pm
Quote (caswallen @ Nov 22 2018 04:34pm)
all the old stories about God, angels, heaven, demons, the spiritual world, the spiritual war, Abraham and the Lord


it's all true... all of it... accepting this is the only way to free yourself from the devil... I know the things I've done in the past... I know the devil is real for 2 reasons

1. the Bible tells us so
2. I've done business with him


You continue to do business with him
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Nov 22 2018 07:22pm
I might take that lil ass to topanga.
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Nov 22 2018 08:18pm
Quote (Thor123422 @ Nov 22 2018 06:55pm)
You continue to do business with him


well he stops by every now and then, but the terms are not friendly anymore

I worship a different God now who has power eternal, and Satan doesn't like being cast out, spit on. and I'm sure he doesn't like me confessing my life story to you here on jsp either... but I do it anyways, and will continue to do so because I know my cause is just
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Quote (caswallen @ Nov 22 2018 08:18pm)
well he stops by every now and then, but the terms are not friendly anymore

I worship a different God now who has power eternal, and Satan doesn't like being cast out, spit on. and I'm sure he doesn't like me confessing my life story to you here on jsp either... but I do it anyways, and will continue to do so because I know my cause is just


Hmmm nope.

You worship him and call him Jesus. You've fallen for his trickery and you don't even realize it. It's hard to convince somebody they've been fooled, but you really need to see the light or else Zeus will send down his mighty lightning.

That feeling you got on your final summoning was the devil getting into your brain, not Jesus taking him out.
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Quote (Thor123422 @ Nov 22 2018 08:59pm)
Hmmm nope.

You worship him and call him Jesus. You've fallen for his trickery and you don't even realize it. It's hard to convince somebody they've been fooled, but you really need to see the light or else Zeus will send down his mighty lightning.

That feeling you got on your final summoning was the devil getting into your brain, not Jesus taking him out.


yup


and even though you have been fooled, I will guide you through until the end

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Quote (caswallen @ Nov 22 2018 09:13pm)
yup


and even though you have been fooled, I will guide you through until the end


Really begs the question doesn't it? How do you know if you have been fooled when your system is premised on undetectable outside forces manipulating your senses.
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Nov 22 2018 09:26pm
Open wide and accept the Jesus
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Quote (EndlessSky @ Nov 22 2018 09:26pm)
Open wide and accept the Jesus


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Quote (Thor123422 @ Nov 22 2018 09:24pm)
Really begs the question doesn't it? How do you know if you have been fooled when your system is premised on undetectable outside forces manipulating your senses.


undetectable?

whoever told you that the spiritual realm is undetectable lied to you...



you want to know an easy way to be possessed? it's not about a weak person or some kind of handicap... it's about opening your third eye, awakening to spirituality, having an open mind, and the patience to wait for signs... then you will be chosen by the devil when the time is right
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Quote (caswallen @ Nov 22 2018 09:33pm)
undetectable?

whoever told you that the spiritual realm is undetectable lied to you...

you want to know an easy way to be possessed? it's not about a weak person or some kind of handicap... it's about opening your third eye, awakening to spirituality, having an open mind, and the patience to wait for signs... then you will be chosen by the devil when the time is right


Ive seen plenty of conflicting accounts of "the devil" but ive yet to see a repeatable agreed upon way to measure your spiritual gibberish.

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