how do u get a nigger out of the tree?

cut the rope ; )

My friend (necro) was tryin to trade (nl) for a p coa... he offered 5 hrs ... Pali (scammer) says ok but we got to drop in Cold plains and run for the other

Necro says sure and drops 5 hrs and watches the pali use vigor to try to unsuccessfully grab them

Pali says ok one more time ill drop first .... he drops the Coa and now my Necro friend has the godliest IRON GOLEM on Nl ...

lmk

How do you look like a retard on the internet?

You're born with a unibrow!!

okay so theres too muffins in an oven

one muffin turns to the other muffin and says
"damn its hot in here"

the other muffin looks over and yells
"holy shit! a talkin muffin"

how was break dancing invented..........................niggers tryin 2 steal hubcaps off moving cars

how do u fit 1000 jews into a car...




2 in the front 3 in the back




and the rest in the ash tray

So one day there are 3 students, and a professor wanted to test them on something, He said "What do you think is really fast?"

then the first student said "blinking"

second student said "Thinking"

third student, the not so smart one, said "Diareah!!!"

professor said "WHAT?!? explian..."

the student said " well i had to go to the washroom so bad one time, before i could think or blink, i pooed in my pants =("

So I just fulfilled every man on earth's dream....yah, having sex with 2 women....


Yah...I just found out that its to have sex with 2 women at the SAME TIME!

this guy wins

how do u stop a nigger from drowning?










take your foot off his head.