Signed Whit Merrifield

Good pickup!

“I’ve been a 3 time All-Star. I’ve led the league in hits.. I’ve done that”

“I want to win now”

-New Phillie Whit Merrifield says he chose the Phillies over another teams that offered him to be an every day second baseman because he wants to win

Wants to win
Goes to Philly

Does not compute

Countdown to opening day is on

Day off from work and start drinking at 10am.

3 years / $126M

https://apnews.com/article/philadelphia-phillies-hot-dogs-889d4ce003734551d2091bca85163d5d#:~:text=The%20Philadelphia%20Phillies%20are%20scrapping%20%241%20hot%20dog%20nights%20following%20unruly%20fan%20behavior&text=PHILADELPHIA%20(AP)%20%E2%80%94%20For%20more,decided%20it%20was%20the%20wurst.

Few weeks late

Another opening day in the books

Not the result we wanted but as always still a good [drunk] day.

Yeah this team isn't going to be good this year. I wouldn't be surprised if they don't make the playoffs.

Did nothing to fix the blowpen

Offense will be worse

Pitching sucks outside of wheeler

Paid nola, which I have no clue why.