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omfgno
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Jul 10 2018 08:38am
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Got an extra copy of this game. To win it just tell me a funny joke. The one that makes me laugh most gets the game on Friday
edit: that is
https://store.steampowered.com/sub/128345/
This post was edited by omfgno on Jul 10 2018 08:38am
Mondain
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Jul 10 2018 09:43am
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
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Jul 10 2018 10:34am
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
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Jul 10 2018 11:03am
What is Sub-Zero's favorite movie?.... Frozen
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Jul 10 2018 09:29pm
A young boy is crying overlooking a cliff with a horrid accident below. A priest spots the boy and walks over to ask him what is wrong. The boy tells the priest his parents just went over the cliff in their car, and he is now stranded and lonely. With a smug look on his face the priest tells the boy "it's just not your day is it" as he strats to unbutton his pants.
omfgno
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Jul 11 2018 05:01am
Quote (Marcusd0 @ 10 Jul 2018 18:34)
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
Looking like a winner so far!
Still got a day and a half left people. Thanks for the jokes so far
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Jul 11 2018 09:30am
"My wife accused me of beeing immature.
I told her to get the fuck out my fort."
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Jul 11 2018 09:53am
How crude or bad can we go with jokes?
omfgno
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Jul 11 2018 01:11pm
Quote (MrOrange666 @ 11 Jul 2018 17:53)
How crude or bad can we go with jokes?
As long as its not too rude for JSP rules im fine with anything
No racism or anything religion related though please.
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Jul 11 2018 01:11pm
Quote (omfgno @ 11 Jul 2018 20:11)
As long as its not too rude for JSP rules im fine with anything :P
No racism or anything religion related though please.
Im out then .. theyre my only funny ones (although its not raciat more immigration based)
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