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Jun 20 2018 08:51pm
Hey everyone. I workout 3-5 times a week and weigh 176 pounds. I *might* have a test coming up in the next week in a half and I smoked a gram over the weekend. Anyone have any idea how long it should stay in my system? I’m not a regular smoker and this potential test came up unexpectedly. I drink close to or over a gallon of water a day, eat healthy and always break a good sweat so I’d like to think I could have it out of my system within a week but just wanted to see if anyone has any insight on this?

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Jun 20 2018 09:17pm
You'll be good you can probably pass the test a day later if you don't smoke regularly and aren't obese. THC binds to your fatty cells. You can also just dilute the fuck out of your piss. I'd say you're 130% good though
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Jun 20 2018 09:51pm
A gram of nose beers?
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Jun 21 2018 04:36am
Are you sure it'll be conducted via urinalysis?
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Jun 21 2018 07:22am
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Are you sure it'll be conducted via urinalysis?



I would think so. It’s a potential employment opportunity and if offered the job, I would expect it to be a standard urnine test.

Thank you for the replies as well, everyone! I plan on testing myself over the weekend but input can always be helpful.
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Jun 21 2018 07:28am
Quote (Darkblue @ Jun 21 2018 10:36am)
Are you sure it'll be conducted via urinalysis?



That’s literally the only way they drug test, unless it invokes a security clearance...
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Jun 21 2018 08:43am
Quote (ozzyarmy3 @ Jun 21 2018 09:28am)
That’s literally the only way they drug test, unless it invokes a security clearance...

Well, I've seen occupational drug testing having been done via oral swab in the past 5 years.
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I would think so. It’s a potential employment opportunity and if offered the job, I would expect it to be a standard urnine test.

Thank you for the replies as well, everyone! I plan on testing myself over the weekend but input can always be helpful.

My suggestion would be to use activated charcoal for detox along with sauna and a lot of water.



This post was edited by Darkblue on Jun 21 2018 08:46am
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Quote (Darkblue @ Jun 21 2018 08:43am)
Well, I've seen occupational drug testing having been done via oral swab in the past 5 years.

My suggestion would be to use activated charcoal for detox along with sauna and a lot of water.



Thank you for the tip! Is this charcoal detox available at GNC?
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Jun 21 2018 09:53am
Good luck, hope you will get the job.

Don't do drugs!
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Jun 21 2018 09:55am
Quote (InvisionZ @ Jun 21 2018 03:42pm)
Thank you for the tip! Is this charcoal detox available at GNC?



Just drink a shit ton of water and get some sweating on.. If you’re really concerned, go buy the detox tea from GNC. Don’t bring up drug testing or they can’t sell it to you.
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