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Jun 19 2018 12:39pm
You know you're addicted to d2 when you need a ride home, and ask someone to make a tp.
You know you're addicted to d2 when your late for class, and your teacher asks why, you tell them your maphack wouldnt open.
You know you're addicted to d2 when you run over something, you immediatly stop the car and check to see if it had any rare drops.
You know you're addicted to d2 when you move to a farm, just to do cow runs.
You know you're addicted to d2 when you refer to your dresser as a stash.
You know you're addicted to d2 when someone steals your lunch, you follow them around all day telling people he/she is a scammer.

You know you're addicted to d2 when you sleep you snore "zzzz Damn noob's..zzzz Damn noob's".
You know you're addicted to d2 when you see a dead man and say, "Pwned".
You know you're addicted to d2 when you found a ring on the street and dont have identify scroll to identify it.
You know you're addicted to d2 when you ask your class-mates at school if anybody would sell their lunch for highrunes.
You know you're addicted to d2 when your teacher gives you a text book and you say, "I cant use this yet".
You know you're addicted to d2 when u see a $20 on the ground, u go for it but someone else gets it 1st and you yell, "GDAMN PICKIT"
You know you're addicted to D2 when you jump out of the bushes to scare an old lady to death and shout: "haha tppkd noob"!!

You know you're addicted to d2 when you get in a fight and lose and say, "Gdamn LAGG".
You know you're addicted to d2 when you buy something at a store and ask them, "is it legit".
You know you're addicted to d2 when you enter class room and start screaming, "PP" "PP"
You know you're addicted to d2 when a earthquake approaches, you shout "WOOOT DIABLO WALKS THE EARTH"
You know you're addicted to d2 when you try to cast blaze by setting yourself on fire.
You know you're addicted to d2 when a guy holds a modified gun at you and say, "lol noob no hacked items allowed"!!

You know you're addicted to d2 when ur running in the house with a balloon on the head telling ur family u got an energy shield.
You know you're addicted to d2 when you dad gives you a butter knife and you say, "HAHA noob weapon"
You know you're addicted to D2 when you see a child whining about something and you say, "cry more please"
You know you're addicted to d2 when you go to a jewelry store and ask if they sell sojs, and then you offer fg!!
You know you're addicted to d2 when you get in a fight and say "hold on let me bo".
You know you're addicted to d2 when you find yourself standing in a field of cows swinging a hammer around on a string shouting, "17k Damage!!" "17k Damage"!
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Aug 31 2018 06:50pm
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