You're straight? Damnit, I owe Bit 500 fg.

Just respond back saying you love cock and no more weapons.

I've heard that too lol.

Because you said something about your Uncle being in the House of Lords and you being a member of the aristocracy at one point.

But it's the internet, we can put on and take off hats whenever we want. Anyone who puts serious stock in the stories of others should buy a bridge from me.