yesterday we were watching tv and i really wanted to see history channel as they played and episode of ancient aliens i didnt know yet. my gf didnt want me to change the channel so she kept the remote. i told her she earns only 1/3 of what i earn so its up to me to choose what we watch.
she got really mad that i talk bad about her job and judge her worth in this relationship based on her income. i mean come on... she cuts some hair, big deal isnt it? when i come home from my real job im exhausted and want to watch my stuff.
now how do i manage to get the remote every day without showing her where she belongs? i mean basically i already win in the relationship in long term. we live in my grandmas house who has a different last name than mine so we pay her rent. ofc its fake. i dont pay any as its basically my own house. so she pays half of the made up rent to my grandma which goes to my bank account. means if we ever split up she at least paid me to live in my big house. somehow a win win situation.
this morning she didnt prepare me any breakfast even if its her job to do so. i am really mad at her now and think of giving her no sex for 1 week but she already does this and now i have nothing against her. i may tell her im taking the money she pays for rent to buy hearthstone cardpacks so she feels bad and gives me the remote back. otherwise i think i will quit her rather than missing my tv shows. she is a hairdresser after all, i can do better than this.
so this is where i need your guys help! should i get some egg mc muffins or pancakes for breakfast?