bro you want to make a memorable night?

Go to Wllesley and Yonge with cash.



You can pre drink/ pre do your drugs at a porn store 5 dollars an hour for a warm dry room with a tv... with porn on. pre blowjob?? editor: You are basically renting someones small apartment living room for 5 bucks an hour... if you really qq about a porn store room, you are a fucking faggot, straight up. If you are that much of a bitch i will remind they do provide dissinfecting wipes which obviously as a staple rule should be applied to all surfaces by the party once yee enter said room.



Then you either get a burg at mcdons right there, or if you dont have any drugs just wait out front of that mcdons just south of wellesley on yonge and eventually someone on a bike will literally offer you whatever drug you need. blow job in bathroom?

If without a girl then 80 bucks face ram/pound your asian of choice in the like 40 parlours within 1 site to warm up for night.



then the night begins

bar hop if you want, head south for public muggle scene, south west for clubs, west and/or north west for amazing food.

Editors Note:the ROM is literally right around the corner (walkable or quick cab) and its usually free on weekends especially summer, tell the broad the tix are like 400ea especially if she is foreign she will blow you then and there, or if you are zoomin, or on the moon (mdma) the rom is a lolocaust of hilarity for free.

North is home, unless you are a savage, and go downtown to get out of town(go transit).

east if you are gay/bi/curious/want to be murdered by a serial killer then go east. Idk it looks dark and scary I only go there 3 times a week soo

The point is to go south and or south west. Eventually if you time it right you get to Comfort zone at Spadina and Queen right at 2am pref just before; (before all the drunk idiots hit where they take forever to let people in, because you bouncers know drunk fucks will toss out cash to get in 'faster'. and i have to get fuckin looks from my girl for 20 mins cuz im not a drunk fuck forkin out 40 bucks a person to get in faster, besides Im still smoking my cigarette and trying to come down to earth before we dance. etc.) Comfort zone is always rockin, no alcohol just redbull and water for uhh, NOT drinking to assist with taking pills...





by this point if you arent broke, you can get the rly good m from the black guy that sits every night on the north east corner right before the wing to the sitting area. If you get lucky usually once per night he will randomly get up and bust a move like he is god vs satan to prove shuffling is king for like 10 mins straight... anyway he usually has the best stuff at 10 bucks a pop.

Note: If you are new to buying drugs in a populated club, then use these tips: (You aren't cool enough.... but if you want to be cool enough then act like youve done it before, and not like the first time you tried to stick it in a girl and blew it in like 2 seconds, I mean like you are james bond and you demand those drugs strictly with simple, low hand gestures and cash in a discreet hand. usually behind your back. Its like a girl you really like maybe, you can't let her know you really like her, because you know, logic...

If you can dance in any sort of rhythm and know how to smile and get girls attention, by the end of the night you are leaving with one as long as you remind her you bought two more pills so you two can remake the matrix together. When ur both high, she will start blowing you right then and there with that line, feel free. your welcome.

Do this and tell me how it goes.

Protip for doing ANY drug/alcohol: Drink your body weight in water throughout the duration. If you need to work the next morning, save one line for when you wake up. Make sure you eat and drink water right away. Works 100% of the time if you also chug like 5 -6 cups of water right before going to sleep after a night of blasphemy.

maybe I see someone tonight, Ill be the one acting dumber and richer than any guy there therefore I will get all the womenz.

Notes if you are going with 1 girl for a night on the town. Google is your best friend. Toronto has a million sports teams/concerts/cultural events every single day. realistically tho ROM is close, amazing expensive restaurants are all along Bloor, or you can just chill and see a famous play/show at the many theatres along there for sometimes 10 bucks a tic. There are some comedy clubs you can google that sometimes dont have a cover, but you get hours of calm entertainment where you can have good 1 on 1 with your girl for like 15 bucks tops, and the comedians are good, Canadian underground Comedy is on the map. There are so many nice bars right along Yonge usually what I would do is just go bar hopping with the girl, only drink 1 beer per bar, you pick everything all nigth and you are in charge, it makes em melt when you can pull it off like its your usual night, and that isnt hard, just fake it until you make it, if she likes you, one of the following will happen anyway if you suck 1. she will see how you are trying to impress her and enjoy that 2. OR like most times, she is also a fucking noob. so take the damn reigns and tell her which knee goes down first and where she kisses before the felac-ing begins. If you bar hop with her and make her take your hand all night, she will get wet on what sort of translation that means in bed, by the time you get to bed, it doesn't matter if ur a pro or not as long as you pay attention to how her body vibrates, and all her senses will scream the solution to achieving ultimate please if you just listen, smell, feel, taste. Vision is not needed, although a perk considering white women are like top 5 most beautiful thang to look at in universe circa Beauty Universe contest U-243 of 2000EcDa. I mean most people on here aren't stuttering virgins but we can all enjoy a good pep talk about slaying babes.


remember, with great power, comes great chance to exploit it and achieve results only gods have seen.

Please let me know your experiences downtown and if you had any epics beginning at the young-yonge and wellesley- intersection.

post how it goes:

add me as friend!

This post was edited by Crunktd on Apr 13 2018 09:05pm

Also I dont do intense drugs but I can offer remedies for post coming back to planet earth.

white: seriouly drink like 4 full cups of water RIGHT before you go to sleep, I am talking you should be able to feel the swelling of water in your belly. Nose: You know how a rabbit sort of chews while focusing on flairing thier nose? do that, do not pick your nose that only pushes hard matter into sensitive nose walls causing more irritation. Avoid at all costs picking your nose to try to avoid nose pain. In the morning; blow some snot rockets out of your nose that may resemble a fetus with the mixture of hard booger and fluids. Dont worry that is the evil leaving you. unfortunately despite my best efforts; there is almost always brutal suicide warranting nose pain. This goes well with weed and careful drinking coffee as you will feel your heart ready to explode.

Weed: lol? Dont eat too much.

Drinking: Make sure you eat a decent amount before drinking and do not be afraid to get carb heavy foods at 2am or 6am if ur a boss to sorb the booze.

MDMA; Shrooms: and K really can sometimes get you carried away with stupid things that only negatively influence ur zen, like paranoia or overwhelming state of judgement leading to depression. Having a positive mental state beginning and throughout the trips is key to eternal happiness in general but for this topic, the trip be it another universe (shrooms) or just the moon (mdma or moon dust if u prefer). Be careful of the psychosis, although it can be hilarious I remember one time I was high and I was thinking only with a russian accent. Drink water and sometimes you feel like shit only because you have no appetite, eat something soft if u feel like eating would be giving into the devil, forceful mouthfuls of oatmeal, or a nice soft banana/berry, you dont have to eat a lot. Weed makes the high last longer and be better.

Ex: Try not to get pressed pills of exstacy I prefer the vegetable clear caps with the brown sugar mdma inside, you can see if its tainted, but also pressed pills have a greater chance of bullshit.Drink water

Liquid G: Tastes so fucking awful, but if you can handle a shot of it you fucking blast off for the next 2 hours. Reality becomes as synthetic as the music you cant stop listening to.


GENERAL

If you start tripping out too hard, remember and constantly remind yourself, it is just a drug, altering your current mind state, you are fine and you will be fine.
DO NOT hesitate to stop.

and I do not want to scare anyone but also don't be afraid if you get sick to hit up a hospital. safety first.
And as a counter point to the above, the chances of your night fucking up because of the drugs very slim to nil anyway. but none the less is always your fault from getting from an unreliable source. Get good drugs from reliable sources, and do them with trustworthy people, this will avoid virtually all instances of bad trips.

This post was edited by Crunktd on Apr 13 2018 09:59pm

Spadina and College*** for Comfort Zone