Muscle-up=

curious where i stand

It's also my dream to have veins poppin out everywhere like a squeezed dick and tiny legs so as to look like a cartoon character

Never tried them.

Was able to do one, bad form.

2 completely strict and 11 with a bit of a kip back when I practiced them. Can do 0 strict and probably 5-6 with some kip now.

1 rofl

I can only do about 7 strict and 13 using my momentum (maybe more now haven't been to the gym in a min) but on a straight bar I can only do 1 with terrible form I don't like the straight bar it hurts my elbows lol (straight bar as in the one in the video)

nope

Order 66 that candy ass

I don't pray on children at the park.