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Feb 16 2018 04:51pm
WADDUP BVB fanatics!!! Like many of you, I have grown tired of the GM melee community. We have been infiltrated by trolls and soyboys who are generally not passionate about throwing it all on the line, on the moor.

Here is my vision for a new BVB league, 10k to the winner, on me:


Gagaku court music plays in the background, growing in volume.



The camera pans over the NYC skyline. something is different...off. SILENCE.

Helos sweep across Manhattan

A gloved hand picks up the command mic in the lead helo cab, new music rises from the distance, morbidly, while the helo noise mellows but stays present.


This post was edited by BlitzcrankObama on Feb 16 2018 04:59pm
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Feb 16 2018 04:53pm


"Engage bug out protocol BOOCH ZULU. Ping me on your encrypted blockchain sat phone when you summit Maja Jezercë peak. NOT BEFORE SOLDIER.

"Copy, Mr. President."

"I'm initializing code BROKEN SOYBOY, I repeat BROKEN SOYBOY. This is not a drill. God can not save us now. Maintain radio silence on the climb up, bucko. You will be behind enemy lines without backup. All drones are enemy drones."

Supreme Allied Commander QAnon crackles in across another line, from an unknown location: You hear mortars exploding around him over his line.

"Charlie Company is en route to Belgrade as we speak.Task force BLACK PANTHER has been mobilized, helos are lighting up. T minus 20 till birds up."

His audio cuts out as you hear mortars exploding around him.

You turn around.

"LISTEN UP BOYS. The future has fallen. Time to pick up the pieces. GET SOME."

4 voices shout out in unison:

"SCORCHED EARTH"

You think to yourself, "Seth already paid the ultimate price, now's the time you held up your side of the bargain."


(Fade out to title screen)

------

Sam "ONE SHOT" Hyde

and

Jordan "The boys are altright" Peterson

staring in


THE WAY OF THE BLADE: KING OF THE MOOR

This post was edited by BlitzcrankObama on Feb 16 2018 05:02pm
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Feb 16 2018 07:47pm
Sing me up
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Feb 16 2018 07:52pm
Quote (haxorz @ Feb 16 2018 09:47pm)
Sing me up


Done, fam.

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Feb 16 2018 07:57pm
I’m glad someone is finally taking bvb seriously around here - sign me up too, plz.
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Feb 16 2018 08:00pm
Quote (Glum @ Feb 16 2018 09:57pm)
I’m glad someone is finally taking bvb seriously around here - sign me up too, plz.


From the smog there is light.



total of 3 so far, keep up the good work lads

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Feb 16 2018 09:17pm
what realm is this?
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Quote (Ravages @ Feb 16 2018 11:17pm)
what realm is this?


East but if there is enough interest ill also start a tourney for Euros.



This post was edited by BlitzcrankObama on Feb 16 2018 09:19pm
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Feb 16 2018 09:21pm
Oh only do west nl sorry
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Quote (BlitzcrankObama @ Feb 16 2018 08:00pm)
From the smog there is light.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yos7vfrdlyo

total of 3 so far, keep up the good work lads


jeezz man what is that shit
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