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Feb 2 2018 04:24pm
He uninates frequently on his scrotum. I fear his penis may be too small but didn't want to bring it up. (Pardon the pun). Does anybody else have this probablem? Can sitting on the commode also help this? He says he also has a problem with urinals and the drippy drip/whatever that is.

But yeah, how can he solve this problem. Thanks in advance from my friend.

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Feb 2 2018 05:46pm
So you’re saying you have a micro penis? I guess you need to just sit down on the toilet, or just go full tranny and get that thing cut off
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Feb 2 2018 06:41pm
Quote (Justise @ Feb 2 2018 06:46pm)
So you’re saying you have a micro penis? I guess you need to just sit down on the toilet, or just go full tranny and get that thing cut off


No. This is for my friend
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Feb 2 2018 07:06pm
Sit down? The fuck
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Feb 2 2018 07:28pm
dick hangs lower than balls, sry cant help
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Feb 2 2018 07:50pm
That’s what we call a cheese wagon
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Feb 2 2018 08:47pm
We have a buddy like this, his name is Mr. Peeballs
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Feb 3 2018 09:29am
he can fix his issue by finding a gf who likes to like balls covered in urine
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Feb 3 2018 02:23pm
Quote (bjones9 @ Feb 2 2018 08:50pm)
That’s what we call a cheese wagon


Why?
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Feb 3 2018 04:21pm
Tell your friend to stick his penis in the vacuum. It will stretch his foreskin to the point where he can create a path for his urine.
Problem solved
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