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Jan 12 2018 10:23am
im a sophisticated monkey and monkeys are turning into humans, thats why i find monkey humanoid bones daily, come check out my dinosaur bones too!!


i evolved from neanderthals and i live on a spinning 1000 mph ball, going at over 66,000 mph created from an imaginary/theoretical "big bang" (its not a sexual joke from the jews, owait or is it), and i do not fall off because of this other theoretical thing i call gravity. It's called gravity because i can't understand density, buoyancy and electromagnetism, so i create a theoretical reason and term for why things are happening even though there is/will never be something so massive or dense other things "rotate around it" that i could EVER replicate.. but at some imaginary size the force comes in.

i love teaching my kids theories as facts, it really helps their chains grow thick for the paradigm program.


we have been seeing the same stars for thousands of years, but we're told there sextrillion miles away, thats 24 0's i don't know where they come up with these numbers. 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles away. thats supposedly why we cant detect and inch of parallax in the stars.

but if you just look up and watch a time lapsed video you see all of the stars are spinning perfectly on the celestial dome around the north star, wrapping in circles.

not to mention ancient sun and moon dials telling the exact time today.. you cannot move a sundial, because its fixed to the ground, you will then ruin the angles of the sun etc giving you a false time.

the fact that these dials work today is because the earth is stationary and the sun travels overhead, yes, JUST AS IT APPEARS.. not the earth traveling around the sun. heliocentric model is a joke, hoax.

Airy's "Failure" and much more.
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Jan 12 2018 11:31am
Was it really necessary to post the exact same thing here AND in general chat?
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Jan 12 2018 11:36am
this is science and nature related thanks !


this was posted before.

this was a created topic.

then i see there is a topic in general chat, and i post there.

so yes it is necessary, and i drink my own pee. which is also necessary :D

urine therapy son judge me some more ^^



pizza earth party

This post was edited by eMptyBox on Jan 12 2018 11:38am
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Jan 12 2018 02:11pm
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this is science and nature related thanks !


this was posted before.

this was a created topic.

then i see there is a topic in general chat, and i post there.

so yes it is necessary, and i drink my own pee. which is also necessary :D

urine therapy son judge me some more ^^

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hJLJkwdXI5k/maxresdefault.jpg

pizza earth party


How are people going to eat the middle portion once the outside is gone? You'd have to climb onto the platter to reach. Plus, the toppings are like 2 feet thick in the middle.
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Jan 12 2018 02:14pm
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How are people going to eat the middle portion once the outside is gone? You'd have to climb onto the platter to reach. Plus, the toppings are like 2 feet thick in the middle.


they use tools to reach they're probably not that primitive hence the large advanced pizza party that has you convinced the toppings grow in the middle to a height of 2 feet.


they might use their mouths to eat it too.


watch out Logical man here to save SATINY

*space suit noises

This post was edited by eMptyBox on Jan 12 2018 02:16pm
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Jan 12 2018 02:56pm
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they use tools to reach they're probably not that primitive hence the large advanced pizza party that has you convinced the toppings grow in the middle to a height of 2 feet.


they might use their mouths to eat it too.


watch out Logical man here to save SATINY

*space suit noises


Besides, if that pizza is a model of our earth, then who are the people eating? They'd have to be like 1000 miles tall. Have you ever seen a 1000 mile tall person eating our planet? Flat earth smashed.
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Jan 12 2018 02:58pm
i want what you're having my man.


are you sure they're even people if thats the model??

i might of seen a cat in the background

This post was edited by eMptyBox on Jan 12 2018 03:00pm
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Jan 12 2018 04:35pm
Shit thread. Keep this shit outa this forum.
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Jan 12 2018 06:06pm
Obvious troll is obvious
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