I woke up this morning to a police body line drawn in sidewalk chalk with my name written beside it. Is that like a new gangster thing?

It was the little kid next door making you a picture.

considering being impolite in Canada is a misdemeanor it is about as anti authority as one can get in the land of cucks

Just means Ur name is common

Lol im not taking it serious because it probly was just a kid fucking with me (there also is a little kid who has a similar name with different spelling in my building). Totally thought it was worth the post on jsp (id take a pic but it has other peoples names and bodies too)

The salt is real today, did you forget your fibre this morning?

Just make sure to carry your revolver at all times, just in case

I've drawn really weird stuff on rocks in the woods and rearranged things oddly for years just to mess with hikers/druggies/body buriers

was inspired by the time I found an old school style chair on a super old desk with a broken tv on top and a taco bell bag and condom wrapper deep woods

I feel like the kickback on that revolver would put chest on your hairs.

Probably not, someone with that size gun probably has a tiny penis