there was this lady with no arms or legs she's on a beach crying guy walks by ask her whats wrong she replied i never had a hug before so he gave her a hug and procedded on about his day next day same guy is walkin and see the same lady crying ask whats wrong now she replied i never had a kiss before so he gave her a kiss walked on. Third day goes by same lady is crying again he ask now what is wrong she replied i never had been fucked before so he pick the girl up threw her in the water and said now your fucked
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